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Thursday, 15 October 2009

  • Dreamy jobs

    Had an interesting chat wif a very interesting guy last nite. Or, he had an unusually interesting occupation, that captures the attention of all women.

    J is in pharmaceutical sales - for contraceptives, specifically, birth control pills.

    For the first half hour, my lady fren, Jo was totally attentive & takin in his every word about the menstrual cycle, bustin the myths of birth control pills, & comparing the benefits/costs of the different brands of birth control pills. Even better, J attempted to get the contacts of Jo on the pretext of offerin her free samples & askin her if she minds doin an interview after the trial. Ingenious!

    Most unfortunately, the first half of the evening was ruined by someone else, who was desperately flirtin wif J, maybe she needs birth control pills badly.

    So now, I truly believe that being in the birth control industry is possibly the dream jobs for guys.

     First, it's a great pick-up line & it keeps the initial conversations flowing. Second, ALL of ur customers are women, who haf yet to reach menopause & more likely to be young (hopefully beautiful too). Last, birth control pills are intimate details of a woman's life & u will be scoring mad-crazy brownie points for such an intimate discussion, leavin behind a damn well impression on the ladies!

    Any other dream jobs out there which gives guys a natural advantage when it comes to flirting?

     

Sunday, 04 October 2009

  • Men should sleep in their cars alone

    What's up wif men & their cars?

    My bf is gettin a new car in November & I said, "Let me drive ur new car when it comes." Got an outright rejection in my pretty face. He could haf jux darn well smack me in the face for havin made such a ridiculous suggestion. This pretty face quickly turned purple wif rage & I ignored him for the rest of the trip home, & the night ended badly. 

    Are their toys so important that they can't even pretend to argue wif me & instead of a rude slammin of the door, maybe a more discreet way of sayin - no?

    The honest truth is, yes, I know damn well that the car is an important part of ur self-concept & self-identity & even more importantly, u wanna be in the driver's seat, in life & in the relationship. But, at least haf some manners & add a touch of humour while ure at it?

    The best part is, after my face turned purple, he had the nerve to say that - "U dunno what I'm thinkin of"
    WTF? Din u jux say wat u were thinkin? That I wasn't to touch ur car & I should remain in the passenger seat for as long as the car is around?

    Translation from the dork - "It's a new car & I'm not even sure of how to manouveur it yet. It's bigger & longer than the old one & I jux wanna figure things out before lettin u drive"

    Fine! Go figure out how to manouveur the damn car. In the meantime, maybe he wanna figure out why his bed is gonna be empty for the next couple of days.

    Or, maybe he will like to sleep in his new car when it's here.

    *He thinks it's my fault that we're quarrellin over such itsy-bitsy stuff & he's pretendin to sleep early cos I've ruined his mood for gamin. B-O-Y-S*

Tuesday, 29 September 2009

  • Long distance heart-breaks

    Been up to my neck recently with the crazy readings. Thankfully, much of the terror is almost over! One final paper to go & I will be free to party like a wild woman for the next 3 weeks. [loves] Already plannin to crash Maggie's new home on Fri night - keepin my fingers crossed that she will go into labour while we are @ her place. It will be so DAMN cool - to see my god-son Baby Ian to come into this world right there & then.

    Has anyone been involved in a long-distance relationship? I have never been & I never will be - no faith.

    Just heard from my mum that my sister broke off with her bf, of 4 years, last nite. Wait - that's not the punchline. She broke off wif him while he was on a visit there! The poor guy, was supposed to be there for another 4 days & bought the first ticket back to SG this mornin. [sigh] I wonder, if my sister has a single ounce of EQ in her & I feel bad for her bf. He was so lookin forward to seein her in Perth, but, [sigh], some things are better left unseen & unheard, I guess.

    This is not the first time I've heard of couples breakin up in this kinda scenario. My primary sch classmate, flew over on Xmas Eve to surprise his then-gf & he received a shockin present - a breakup on Boxing Day. A mahjong kaki of mine, too flew over to Perth to visit her bf, only to find out that he has been sleepin wif his house-mate, & worse, my fren was already in Perth. Apparently, they were screwin each other in the bathroom while my fren was sleepin in the bedroom. [fcker].

    Hope the guy rolls over & drops dead from Aids/Herpes/whatever STD u can think of.


    A whole Pandora's Box of ugly truths bout long-distance relationships. To-date, I have yet to hear of a happy ending - long-distance relationships are heart-breakers & in my honest opinion, totally not worth the effort. From what I've seen from my circle of friends, it's usually the one who goes overseas who calls it off - as my sister puts it, she wants to have fun in Perth, makin new friends & learnin new stuff, & not worry or feel guilty that her bf is all alone in SG, livin his same old usual [maybe boring] routine. 

    Nevertheless, my sister handled the break-up in an insensitive & selfish manner. The least she could do was to wait for the poor guy to return to SG, which is only 3-4 days away. But what's done cannot be undone, & can only pray that the poor guy will eventually be OK.

    Relationships are complicated. I think I shall focus on my books & continue bein a bookworm for now.



Tuesday, 22 September 2009

  • Tarzan Behaviour Nxt Door

    Wat kind of crazy half-fucked lunatic plays the damn drums & sings at the top of his voice at freakin 2am in the night? His drummin SUCKS to the core - he has been drummin to the same rhythm for the half past hour & in the past 5mins, he has decided to drown his horrible drummin wif even more horrible singing.

    Fuck - I have a nocturnal Tarzan livin next door. Make that MULTIPLE Tarzans. That bozo & his equally half-fucked lunatic cronies.

    Yes, I have considered the option of calling the police, which I have previously done so. But the police, is so ineffective [sorry to say] - the culprit was never 'arrested' or even 'identified'. An hour after makin a report, the police guy, in a very sleepy & groggy voice, called & asked if I could give them the specific details of where the noise was coming from. OK - as if my prior information of it's either the 4th or 5th floor, wasn't specific enough? I dun exactly know the unit numbers of the neighbours living in this block, & since I have not figured out the exact unit number, I shall not waste my time callin sleepy cops.

    I wonder where are Tarzan's parents? Maybe he evolved from the apes, explainin his ill-bred behaviour, playin the god-forsaken drum & howlin away like a condemned ghoul in the deepest levels of hell at this hour. Well, I sure hope a hole opens beneath u & drop u right in front of Satan, who will poop his smelliest pile of stinky shiit on u & throw ur drum-set to his pet hell-hound [ah, can't remember the name!]. Hopefully u can do some self-reflection on ur apparent lack of talent, brains & manners.

    Sigh. I hope the worst is over. It does sound quieter now, I jux absolutely HATE it when people disturb my sleep, especially when I'm a light sleeper + insomniac to begin with. Can a person be sentenced to jail for such indecency behaviour? Maybe I shud call the zoo instead. 

    FUCK. Jux heard them again. OK, I'm goin to ring police. If I'm gonna be losin sleep, so can Mr Policeman.

    ** Guess there's no need to wake up the sleepy-&-friendly Mr Policeman - they were biddin each other goodbye, in extremely loud voices & drum-roll.**

    Bonne nuit

Monday, 14 September 2009

  • Liar liar - pants on fire

    Do u think it's ever justifiable to cheat, repeatedly on ur S.O?

    Had lunch wif an old friend yesterday, & I've always know that he's been sleepin around, with random females, while his gf is away in another country. He claims that he loves her & he's never gotten serious with his sleepin partners, so why the need to cheat?

    From the horse's mouth, he said it's probably because he's unhappy with the relationship, despite lovin her. From the way he treats her, I guess it's fair to say that he's playin the part of a boyfriend very well, when she's in town. The gf, being an air stewardess, probably isn't in town much to begin with, but when she is, he spends all his time with her, & possibly all his $$$, from Tiffany to Loewe. 

    Apparently, the reason for the unhappiness this promiscuous friend is experiencing, is that his gf has anger management issues & she over-reacts over the slightest stuff, such as a random driver 'cuttin' into her lane while drivin will get her into a bad mood for the entire day. The gf gets physical with him during quarrels & is rude to his mum. The only reason I can think of, that my friend is tolerating all this, is love. As he puts it, sleepin around 'diverts' his energy from the problem to something happier & more satisfying.

    So I asked, will he marry her, if she gets over her anger management issues - he promptly replied yes. Dumb me, conveniently forgot to ask if he will stay committed in the marriage, but I will assume that he will. Else, why get married & share half of ur assets? Do u think he's committed, obliged or just confused?

    I can only pray & hope that he is able to persuade his gf to seek professional treatment, cos it seems that her mum suffers from the same condition - blowin a wild tantrum over small issues, followed by feelings of depression, such as cryin for hours non-stop after that.

    Of course, my promiscuous friends needs to seek treatment too - he's been cheatin on his gf for the past 5 years. Somehow, I have this naggy feelin that his gf is lesser of the problem, & his condition if probably more difficult to treat. In the weirdest sense, the two of them deserve each other.

    Answerin my own question, nope, it's never justifiable to cheat on ur S.O, no matter what u say. If u wanna cheat, own up to it. If there's a deep-seated problem in ur relationship, face it & not run away from it by creatin diversions.

    Somehow, I feel that I wasted my friend's beautiful Sunday afternoon, when he could have been gettin laid instead of receivin 'advice' from this unlicensed counsellor.

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    • Name: krazyapplelicious
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  • An apple a day keeps the kraziness away. Loves shopping, sleeping, spendin time wif my Lovely & my dear friends, Rexx, the occasional booze-intoxicated clubbin sessions, undivided attention, lazin in my bed durin rainy weathers, Sigmund Freud & most importantly, myself. Currently studyin Psychology & is usually buried beneath piles of literature.

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